COMMIT BLASFEMMEY
hi! welcome to my site :) my name is zuheyla, or aloe.
i'm a beekeeper, florist, and leatherdyke from san francisco. i'm like if someones' farmer grandma was invited to draculas castle. currently, i'm in school for soil and mortuary science.
if you happened upon my site, welcome! thanks for trusting me with your social security number and mothers' maiden name. send your rich friends next time please! (joke <3)
check out my...
* non-bro podcast Compost Me When I Die
* lullabies about dirt and death under Compost ... ooooo kill me with that sexy singing saw why don't ya!
* co-hosted Death Cafes (tbd)
* chainmail, floral arrangements, and other art
* shitty kindergardener coding skills (wow!)
* leaf collection?
and much more to cum! ... but not me, unless you pay me, handsomely
